At the doctor's

SCENE 1

Doctor: Good morning, what’s the matter?

Patient 1: I have a cavity, it really hurts.

Doctor: Lay down. Relax.

Muzyka z horror, krzyku, doctor sie odwraca, zakłada maskę z krzyku. Pacjent krzyczy.

Doctor: Calm down, I will be gentle. Open your mouth please and say “A”.

Patient: No. Leave me alone. Zaciska zęby.

Doctor: Toothy, come here. Bring me the mirror.

Nurse: Here you are doctor.

Doctor patrzy, upuszcza to do patrzenia, przydeptuje, mokre w piasek, chucha i wkłada znowu.

Doctor: Sorry for that. What a big cavity! Wow! Zaciera ręce, cieszy się . Would you mind if I take a photo?

Pacjent kiwa głową, że nieeee.

Doctor: Yes? Thank you!!!! I strzela selfie.

Doctor: Toothy, the filling, please!

Wchodzi Toothy, doctor dopasowuje kolor plasteliny do zębów i wybiera….

Doctor: Let’s start: black, yellow or white… hmmmm. Definitely black!

Nakleja czarna na zęby na jedynki.

Doctor: Ready! Perfect! Dumny z siebie.

Patient: Is that all? Pacjent pyta zdziwiony, niezadowolony.

Doctor: Yes, but you have to pay. It’s……

Rozwija rachunek i na końcu suma. Pacjent patrzy i mdleje i go wynoszą.

SCENE 2

Doctor: Hello, what happened?

Patient: I had a fight and my mouth is swollen.

Doctor: Open your mouth and say aaaaa. OMG! It’s….Oh no….Toothy! Bring me something for a bad breath, quickly!

Toothy przynosi Bris, lekarz psika.

Doctor: Much better. Let’s see what’s the problem…You need an injection. Toothy! Syringe!

Przynosi wielką strzykawę. Pacjent mdleje, wynoszą go.

SCENE 3

Doctor: What’s the matter?

Patient: I have a big tootache.I can’t sleep, eat and even breathe.

Doctor: Don’t worry. You are in good hands. Lay down, close your eyes.

Patient: You are such a nice doctor. Thank you.

Leci muzyka relaksacyjna, toothy skarada się po cichu, podaje wiertarkę lekarzowi I dzwięk wiertary.

Pacjent wrzeszczy. Trzymają go.

Doctor: Ok. It’s done. You can go now. HEY… You can go….nooo. Not another one. Take him outside.

SCENE 4

Doctor: Good afternoon. What’s the matter?

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth. I need whitening.

Doctor: You are at the right doctor’s. Sit down, make yourself comfortable. I have a great medicine for you. Toothy. Bring me whitener.

Patient: Is that ACE?! Are you crazy?

Doctor: It’s the best! Toothy. Syringe. Calm down mister.

Usypia go. Wlewa, poleruje ściereczką.

Doctor: Done. Wake up! Bije ...